text tricks; click the <html> button in the corner
<small> makes things smaller. the more <small> you use, the smaller it gets.
<big> same applies with big
<sup> makes things go up up up up
<sub> makes things go down down down down
<u> makes …
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Star Wars outtakes.
I like how everyone else is tripping over stuff, or dropping shit, or generally derping out… and then there’s Temuera Morrison, doing a delicate little soft-shoe. Bless that man.
They hired a bunch of kids to be in the Avengers and you cannot convince me otherwise.
This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.
Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”
It’s so freaking cute.
To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”
I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me